Class of 2026
Four years of 9 am lectures and last-minute submissions, you. We taped the whole thing.
Roll the tapeHold ◀◀ and watch the years run backwards to day one.
Lost in the library. Asked a senior for directions. It was a professor.
Discovered that 3 am chai is a food group.
The ones who will be at your wedding, holding the mic too long.
Owns the library. Has a favourite chair. Will fight for it.
Cap, gown, and the whole family yelling your name from the back.
Day 1: lost in the library. Day 1,460: owns the library. Proud of you, you. 🎓
Tap each card. Voted unanimously by everyone who loves you.
Six takes. Someone blinked in all of them.
Tap to toss. Aim away from the ceiling fans.
Tap to toss
Congratulations, graduate! 🎓