RE: RE: FWD: Your promotion (urgent)
Please read this thread in its entirety. Per my last email, Priya: you are a big deal now.
Open the emailHi Priya, Following up on this: you're amazing. After a thorough review (we're your friends, we have been reviewing you for years), we're thrilled to confirm you are now Senior Product Manager. Action items: 1. Celebrate. 2. Continue being great. 3. Expense the cake. Genuinely: nobody worked harder for this, and every one of us noticed.
Best regards, your cheer squad
Monday, 10:02 am. Productivity: zero.
Rohan: WAIT. SHE GOT IT??
Meera: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Ankit: I called this in 2023. I have it in writing.
can everyone please stop, this is a work channel
Rohan: no
Sunil (Finance): cake budget approved 🎂
Meera: reacting A+ to every message she has ever sent
Annual performance review
Reviewer: literally everyone| Subject | Grade |
|---|---|
| Delivery | A+ |
| Leadership (and snacks) | A+ |
| Replying 'Noted' to everything | A |
| Chilling out when told to | F |
| Team morale, graded by #general | pending |
Remarks: a delight.
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