It's you's birthday. The whole feed is about you today. Tap through ›@you · just now
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Laughing at your own joke before the punchline. Again.@you · 5h
4 pm chai. Call during it and you're blocked.@you · 9h
Gokarna. The trip we still bring up at every dinner.@you · 1d
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Main character since day one. Birthday today, so the whole plot is about you. ✨ Part-time plant killer.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAIN CHARACTER 🎂
who posted that photo. deleting my account
too late. 100 people saw it
ok one more thing. open the box 👇
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Dinner's booked: Friday, 8:30. Your favourite place, the table by the window. You pick dessert. One photo, then phones away.
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