README.txt · Notepad
README.txt
This program runs best when you're nearby. Known issues • Smiles at phone in public • Laughs at your jokes before the punchline • Keeps every voice note you send. All 1,206 of them Status: won't fix.
Did you know… it only runs on Kabir
Installed for Kabir. Uninstall option not found.
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This program runs best when you're nearby. Known issues • Smiles at phone in public • Laughs at your jokes before the punchline • Keeps every voice note you send. All 1,206 of them Status: won't fix.
⚠ Error 143: user is too cute. Love.exe has been thinking about Kabir for six hours straight.
This message will appear again in 5 minutes.
Recorded off your phone speaker, 11:40 pm, somewhere near Indiranagar. Background vocals: traffic.
Match the pairs to defragment our memories.
0 moves
Defrag complete. All disk space now reserved for Kabir. System unstable…
A fatal exception 0x143 has occurred. Press Yes to continue. Press No to also continue.
Love.exe is now running at full speed. Thank you for choosing me.
It is now safe to stop pretending you don't like me.
Pick a response. It goes straight to the developer (me).