The Daily Dad

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DAD WAS RIGHT

⁠Papa⁠, pictured mid-joke.

Says Dad. Again. He has been saying it since 1994.

  • Weather: 24° indoors, as always.
  • Traffic: He knows a shortcut.
  • Sport: Remote stays with Dad.

Father's Day

Opinion · Page 2

Our father: an unbiased report

He has never once read an instruction manual, and yet the almirah stands. He can fix anything with cello tape, a butter knife and confidence. He drove us to every tuition, waited outside every exam hall with a Frooti, and pretended not to cry at every farewell. He still switches off the fan in rooms we are sitting in. His jokes are terrible. His heart is enormous. The editorial board would not change a thing. Except the jokes.

The editorial board (his kids)

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Today's cartoon. He has been saving that one since 1998.

Classifieds

Each sale develops a print in the archive.

For sale

One dad joke, used

Will repeat at dinner.

Expires: never

No. 001

For sale

Tyre pressure advice

Every Sunday, unasked.

Expires: next Sunday

No. 002

For sale

TV remote

Still in Dad's hand.

Expires: after the cricket

No. 003

Letters to the editor

Dear ⁠Papa⁠,

Thank you for the 5 am lifts to the station

Sorry about the car. (It was us.)

You were right about most things. It took us a few years to notice. Thank you for every 'drive slowly'. We love you.

Your kids

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