The Daily Dad
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DAD WAS RIGHT
Says Dad. Again. He has been saying it since 1994.
- Weather: 24° indoors, as always.
- Traffic: He knows a shortcut.
- Sport: Remote stays with Dad.
Father's Day
The Daily Dad
Sunday editionPrice: one hug
Says Dad. Again. He has been saying it since 1994.
Father's Day
Opinion · Page 2
He has never once read an instruction manual, and yet the almirah stands. He can fix anything with cello tape, a butter knife and confidence. He drove us to every tuition, waited outside every exam hall with a Frooti, and pretended not to cry at every farewell. He still switches off the fan in rooms we are sitting in. His jokes are terrible. His heart is enormous. The editorial board would not change a thing. Except the jokes.
The editorial board (his kids)
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Each sale develops a print in the archive.
For sale
Will repeat at dinner.
Expires: never
For sale
Every Sunday, unasked.
Expires: next Sunday
For sale
Still in Dad's hand.
Expires: after the cricket
Every ad sold brings these prints up a little more.
Dear Papa,
Thank you for the 5 am lifts to the station
Sorry about the car. (It was us.)
You were right about most things. It took us a few years to notice. Thank you for every 'drive slowly'. We love you.
Your kids