The bill, ⁠Dad⁠

Everything you paid for that never went on a card. Press print.

* OFFICIAL RECEIPT *

⁠Dad⁠'s General Store

Open 24 hrs since the day I was born

Today · #0001

  • 18 YRS SCHOOL DROP-OFFSPAID
  • BIKE LESSONS (RAN 3 KM BEHIND)PAID
  • SCIENCE PROJECT, 11 PM, GLUE GUNPAID
  • RAILWAY STATION PICKUPS214
  • BAD JOKES (ALL FUNNY)4,380
  • "REACHED? CALL ME" TEXTS∞

TOTALPRICELESS

Paid withTime, patience and the scooter

PAID IN FULL BY LOVE. NO REFUNDS. NO RETURNS.

Customer note

To the man at the till

⁠Dad⁠, you never once handed me a bill. Not for the lifts, not for the fees, not for the night you drove to the hostel at 1 am because I sounded off on the phone. This is me finally reading the receipt.

your kid

Lottery strip, stapled on

Every receipt today comes with one scratch-off. Yours is a winner.

WINNER: one Sunday breakfast at the old Udupi place, my treat. Yes, you can order the extra vada.

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  1. Contents: one grown-up kid who owes you everything
  2. Tip added: ⁢⁡⁤0%⁣
  3. Return policy: none. You're stuck with me.
Signature: ⁠Dad⁠

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