⁠you⁠ VS AGE

ROUND 25. FIGHT!

INSERT CAKE TO CONTINUE

ROUND 25■FIGHT!■NO CHILL■AGE IS THE FINAL BOSS■CAKE = HEALTH■ROUND 25■FIGHT!■NO CHILL■AGE IS THE FINAL BOSS■CAKE = HEALTH■ROUND 25■FIGHT!■NO CHILL■AGE IS THE FINAL BOSS■CAKE = HEALTH■ROUND 25■FIGHT!■NO CHILL■AGE IS THE FINAL BOSS■CAKE = HEALTH■

HEALTH BARS

PRE-FIGHT STATS. NOBODY ASKED.

AGE: HEALTH⁢⁡⁡⁤100%⁣

⁠you⁠: KNEES0%

⁠you⁠: CHAOS0%

CHILLNONE

SPECIAL MOVE: FALLING ASLEEP AT 10:30 PM ON A SATURDAY.

ME AT 18: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

ME AT 25: IN BED BY 10:30

ACTUAL FOOTAGE. NO FILTER.

FINAL ROUND: TYPE FOR YOUR LIFE

Type it before AGE does. Loser buys the cake.

⁠you⁠0%

AGE0%

I am NOT oldTap the button, then type the sentence here

FINISHING MOVE

BLOW. ALL OF THEM. NO SPITTING.

No mic? Tap each flame. Fast.

Post-fight interview

One quote for the press. Pick fast, the cake is melting.

K.O. Age has been defeated 🥊

Send the quote